Dear Fellow New Yorkers,

 

In case you didn't hear, I proved 100% of the "experts" and "pundits" and media liars wrong when I spent under $200 on my ENTIRE campaign and pulled off the biggest upset in NYC history when I got 4% of the vote to Gifford Miller's 10% of the vote in the Democratic primary. 

 

Gifford spent OVER $5,000,000 dollars---much of that YOUR tax money---and also got over $100 million in free advertising by the media (which had an official blacklist on me b/c I'm not a empty hack like the insipid four Democrats they tried to force down your throats).

 

He had the whole Machine behind him and "endorsements" and yet I beat him in the Bronx 6% to 4%!

 

(I didn't even visit the Bronx once or contact the borough!)

 

It's the most shocking victory in electoral history, and I promised this would happen and I kept my promise. (I spent under one CENT per vote, while Gifford spent about $120 per vote, proving irrefutably that I'm the smartest and most efficient candidate in NYC history.) (I also did almost no campaigning and was banned from all debates except two, where audiences cheered me like a rock star as I creamed the worthless Ferrer and Fields.) 

 

NOTE:

 

I AM STILL RUNNING FOR MAYOR to try and make this campaign about ISSUES and SOLUTIONS, ie, my visionary (yet pragmatic) "100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC" (at left).


Both Freddy Ferrer and Mike Bloomberg are atrocious, dishonest, unintelligent, wasteful hacks (and I'm an investigative reporter who could tell you thousands of scandals by both of these crooks which the media censors out).  (EX: Bloomberg heavily FAKED the crime stats and school test scores [by excluding all the special-ed test results!] and the media refuses to tell you the truth b/c they're all endorsing Tax Hike Mike.)

 

IF YOU ARE SICK of voting for the "lesser of 2 evils" (which is the govern-media's scam in every election) then you can WRITE-IN my name in the November election. (Because every vote for Ferrer or Bloomberg is a vote for Con Ed and The MTA and the status quo.)


If you like ANY of my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC, then please email them out to friends and co-workers so we can expose how badly City Hall is ripping off the people of NYC.

 

Because after November, I'm retiring from investigative reporting and politics completely.

 

It's too corrupt and I can't stomach it any longer.

 

Now, on to our regularly scheduled website:

 

 

Dear Fellow Taxpayer,

 

We gave Mike Bloomberg four years and he failed to improve our lives in almost every way imaginable and he broke almost all of his promises (like not using taxdollars for stadiums; like not raising taxes; like having a less secretive govt, and much more). (He also got caught lying about thousands of subjects, like when he said that waterfront real estate in midtown Manhattan was "not worth much" so he could give it away via the Jets stadium scandal.) (He also got caught breaking the law endlessly, like when 91% of his 1700 false arrests during the RNC bounced like rubber checks in court.)  (You and I will have to pay off all the lawsuits while Bloomberg gets away scot-free!)

 

HE HAD HIS CHANCE AND HE LET US DOWN.

 

He admits this himself, that's why he's spending a vulgar and offensive $100,000,000 to get re-elected, (breaking yet another campaign promise!) flooding tv and radio with totally false ads filled with lies about all the "good" things he did, and fake crime and job statistics. 

 

He knows he didn't make our lives better, hence him buying the election.

 

He cannot be reelected under ANY circumstances.

 

Unfortunately, his "opponent" Fraudulent Freddy Ferrer also has a LONG TRACK RECORD of failing you---as they he's been working for govt (for outrageously huge salaries) most of his life and gotten almost no work done. (How'd Freddy do, say, on reforming the MTA?) (Hey, did your taxes go down or up?)

 

FACT:

NYC needs and wants NEW IDEAS and NEW LEADERSHIP, and I'm the ONLY candidate voters get excited about (which is why media has a total blacklist on me). (They're endorsing Bloomberg for four more years of record-tax hikes and govt waste and so they silence ANY voices of REFORM as usual.)  

 

IF YOU ARE HAPPY with our terrible govt, then vote for one of these robots.

 

But if you agree with me that we need to FIX NYC and clean up corrupt entities like Con Ed, Verizon, and the rest of them, please look at my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC on this website for my specific solutions to solve most of NYC's problems.

 

IMPORTANT: IF I DO NOT GET ELECTED I'm quitting politics and investigative journalism.

 

 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO CLEAN UP CITY HALL. (I'll be moving out of NYC because this town is a sinking ship of trash and filth, artificially high-prices, and mind-blowing govt waste of taxdollars.) (Most of America doesn't have to step over homeless people every day or pay $800 for a microscopic apartment.)

 

 

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If you just want to read my fantastic and specific SOLUTIONS to NYC's endless problems, choose 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC on the menu at left.

 

Below is my very-specific and detail-oriented introduction.

 

INTRODUCTION

Dear Friends and Enemies,

 

I hope you dont mind me being blunt.

 

 

Lets cut right to the chase:

 

 

ONE

 

The battle between conservatives and liberals is a FAKE one.

 

The battle is between GOVERNMENT and TAXPAYERS.

 

The media and the government (both of which are run by corrupt businessmen of both parties who are drugged-up on greed and excessive profit) want to DISTRACT you, because as long as taxpayers are fighting EACH OTHER then they arent paying attention to the Republican and Democrat crooks sneaking out the back door with billions of your tax dollars.

 

 

(Did any of you really believe that the Daily News customers kept begging for more stories on what Paris Hilton had for lunch? Of course not. The media FORCED these distractions on us, for a REASON, and did it all falsely. Its called divide and conquer and Im putting a stop to it with your help.)

 

EX:

Republicans Bush and Pataki and Bloomberg are more liberal with your taxdollars than the crooks of the Democratic party are, yet the media continues to (illegally) censor this obvious fact out!

 

(Dont forget: deceiving your customers is already a crime.)

And I am the ONLY candidate for mayor who unites both conservatives and liberals to fight corrupt government and corrupt media.

 

(Is my plan to outlaw politicians lies a liberal or conservative idea?)

 

[The old quote by that crook Mayor LaGuardia is there aint no republican or democratic way to empty the trash. But the better quote is there are only two ways to empty the trash: the smart, efficient way or the governments way.]

 

 

For the record, some people call me conservative and some people call me liberal.

 

Im actually a PROGRESSIVE---and Im an independent thinker who dislikes GroupThink. And even if you dont like me, youll have to admit Im endlessly FAIR (as I bash Democrats and Republicans equally).

 

(EX: I believe Bill Clinton shouldve been arrested for breaking federal law via his illegal Internet Decency Act [which was found illegal by the courts] and I think W. Bush should be arrested for violating federal law via many of his illegal actions, such as lying about using Saddams billions to rebuild Iraq.) (As always, Bush flip-flopped after promising the war would be paid for with Saddams money and oil, and changed it to uh, Im going to need to use more than $300,000,000,000 [billion!] of YOUR American taxdollars to rebuild Iraq, after we used billions of your taxdollars to destroy Iraq! Its the exact same bait-and-switch tactic we outlawed long ago for all businesses.) (Meanwhile, I think both Bush and Clinton are charming liars but that shouldnt keep them out of jail.) (NOTE: some people think Im radical, but thats nonsense. NOT arresting politicians who break the law is radical and crazy! Its the main reason politicians continue to rob us blind; there is no accountability and I intend to change this.)

 

(Another example of my political persuasions: I hate the corrupt Village Voice as much as I hate the corrupt NYPost. I dont care if youre left or right. I only care if youre honest or not. And this is why outlawing govt and media LIES is such a big part of my campaign.We are going to stop them from lying to you ever again and clean up this system once and for all.)

 

 

(NOTE: if you think my language sounds harsh, you should hear what Thomas Jefferson and George Washington said about King George! Those guys were so radical that they started a bloody revolution to free their people! Im not asking you to pick up your musket and help fight the most powerful army on Earth. All Im asking you to do is flick a switch in a voting booth so we can reclaim our City from corrupt Big Government and corrupt Big Businesses. Is it really unreasonable to think City Hall should serve the Taxpayers? I dont think so and 8 million taxpayers in NYC agree.)

 

(Again Im the only candidate in this election who ISNT a radical freak. Freddy Bloomberg and Gifford Weiner think politicians SHOULD legally be allowed to lie to you or waste your tax dollars! That makes them fringe candidates! Freddy Bloomberg thinks a 75% pay raise for the lazy City Council is okay! That makes them the crazy candidates! Freddy Bloomberg thinks their press secretaries should get paid FIVE TIMES more than schoolteachers, cops, and firemen! That makes them certifiably insane, yet the media treats them like theyre legitimate? What a load of crap!)

 

 

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TWO

 

The battle between the rich and the poor is also FAKE.

 

Rich people are robbed by our crooked government even more than poor people are!

 

Donald Trumps limo smashes into the same 900,000 potholes in NYC as my bicycle does.

 

An ambulance cant get thru traffic gridlock to save a rich persons life any faster than it can to save a poor persons life.

 

And NYC stinks like a toilet whether you make 400K a year, or 4K.


Again, the battle is Taxpayers Vs. Government.

 

Period.

 

 

(NOTE: a lot of people think we should soak the rich, but thats not even necessary, as our govt is rolling in more cash than they know what to do with. Thats why they give themselves 50 and 75% pay raises and they all get free chauffeured cars courtesy of your wallet! In fact, Rudy Dinkins-Bloomberg-Patakis plan has always been: Soak the POOR!)

 

 

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THREE

 

Yes, its a clich, but THIS is the most important election of your life, because, for the first (and last) time in your lives, YOU will have the power to kill the MTA, kill Con Ed, and kill corrupt government with nothing more than the flick of a switch in the voting booth.

 

If you are HAPPY with the way government runs, then youre in luck, because you have a whole bunch of Republicrat hacks to choose from, all of whom promise to do nothing to change government.(And all of whom have long track records working for the government and accomplishing nothing---just take a look at their websites!) [MikeBloomberg.com, AnthonyWeiner.com, MillerforNewYork.com, NewYorkers4Fields.com, Ferrer2005.com, ShawForMayor.com. Compare and I think youll see that none of these robots is qualified to be mayor in the slightest.]

 

But if youre like me, and dont understand why the MTA still exists, or why we cant hold corporate criminals accountable or why Mike Bloomberg tried to protect crook politician Guy Velella, or how Bloomberg can sell NYC to Snapple without getting our permission, or why the governments budget continues to grow at record-shattering pace while things dont get better, you can vote for me and help me kick some ass.

 

 

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FOUR

 

I am running as a DEMOCRAT, simply so our totally corrupt media cannot keep me out of the debates, as they did in 2001 when I ran on the Green Party line. (For the record, I hate the corrupt Democratic Party and I hate the corrupt Republican Party, and most Americans agree with me: politicians are the problem, regardless of what party they belong to. Ditto our political process and our electoral process.)

 

AND EXACTLY AS I PREDICTED TEN YEARS AGO, the media is refusing to talk issues or any topic of merit, and instead only write about

 

a)

how much money the corrupt candidates are raising (so they can spend a million of your taxdollars [via matching funds] on stupid buttons and stickers with their names in big letters);

 

b)

what kind of endorsements theyre getting (which are bogus, based on quid pro quos) (and Bloomberg just buying them); and

 

c)

what their FAKE polls say.

 

(NOTE: the polls you see are almost all totally fake. EX: people I know have gotten calls from Pollsters and said Im voting for CXB, only to be told they HAD to choose between Ferrer and Bloomberg or such! This is ILLEGAL and someone needs to do something about this manipulation of our electoral process. And that someone appears to be me and me alone.)


EX:

theres been much ink spilled about the superincompetent Freddy Ferrer being higher in the polls than the incredibly sleazy Mike Bloomberg, but every journalist and editor knows the dirty secret that these polls are pure baloney. (And its illegal to lie to your customers, so when Im mayor, these crooks will have to pay millions in fines to the taxpayers.)

 

(Im not soft on Crime like Freddy Bloomberg is.)

 

If the media was even remotely honest, theyd ask NYC voters if they would rather have NEITHER Fraudulent Freddy or SuperTaxHike Mike, because few people want either of these failures as Mayor. (Ditto the other worthless candidates.)

 

This is why Im the ONLY candidate who promises to put None Of The Above on the ballot so you will never have to choose the lesser of two evils ever again. But the media keeps their Stalinistic propaganda machine in overdrive, asking you if, youd rather have your left leg broken or your right leg broken and they will not allow respondents to have a THIRD choice: Id prefer to have neither one broken.

 

Ask Freddy Bloomberg if hell put None of the Above on the ballot. Hell never go for it because he knows that None of the Above will kick his ass in 100% of elections!

 

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HAVENT YOU EVER NOTICED how the media whittles down your choices to TWO CANDIDATES, neither of whom the voters want?(I hated Bush and Kerry and everyone I know did too.)

 

Now note that thats exactly what theyre doing today, giving robots like Gifford Ferrer Bloomberg millions in free advertising, while censoring out candidates who might actually CHANGE our corrupt govt, like third parties or even Democratic City Councilman Charles Barron. (Who has since dropped out because illegal media censorship kept him from reaping any of the free millions in advertising they gave the robot candidates.)


Disgusting.

 

(And illegal! Theyre called the PUBLIC AIRWAVES for a reason. Unfair reporting is AGAINST THE LAW but whos going to enforce the law? The govt whos in bed with the media???)

 

And if you still doubt how FAKE our democracy is, then note how many elections we hold WHERE THERE IS NO CHOICE!!

 

EX: Senator Martin Connor was on last years ballot with not ONE HUMAN OPPOSING HIM FROM ANY PARTY!! Welcome to democracy!

 

And everytime theres an election for civil judges, its the same 5 candidates on the Republican ballot as the Democrat ballot! THE SAME 5 CANDIDATES, meaning I can either vote for Joe P. Sleaze for judge or Joe P. Sleaze for judge!!

 

WHY ARE WE TOLERATING THIS MADNESS??

 

 

Meanwhile

 

JUST HOW FAKE ARE THE POLLS?

 

If you were to ask the people polled to name 3 things that Ferrer did as Bronx Borough President (besides collect a huge salary to do nothing) none could!

 

The polls are based only on NAME RECOGNITION and therefore are totally FAKE.

 

None of the people polled could name ONE good reason they want Ferrer as mayor, because there arent any (except that he aint Bloomberg). (This is why candidates spend more time promoting their faces and their names and little energy on coming up with a platform with real ideas.)

Disgusting.

Dont YOU want to know what each candidates plan is to fight the corrupt MTA??


Dont YOU want to know what each candidate is going to do about the record-shattering DEBT that YOU and your kids are going to pay off for the next 300 years??

 

Dont YOU want to know how 100% of government protections FAILED on 9/11 killing 3,000 of our neighbors in 2 hours? (Heck, the Bush Administration renewed Mohammed Attas Visa a year AFTER 9/11! Hows that for incompetency?)

So WHY wont the media ask these questions?


Because they want you to pay attention to Ben Afflecks love life.

 

They want you to stare at J. Los ass.


They NEED you to know about Brad Pitts marriage.

 

They want you to focus on Trumps wedding dress.

Because INFORMED taxpayers and EDUCATED taxpayers are ANGRY taxpayers, and the media cant have that. (Because the smarter the taxpayers get, the more they want to lynch the media!)

 

 

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FIVE

 

Heres a really big scandal no one wants to talk about:

 

Our so-called democracy is the worst design of government EVER created.


Tell me Im wrong:

 

You elect Mike Bloomberg to represent you, and he is then allowed to do pretty much anything he wants with your $48,000,000,000 [billion!] PER YEAR without any concern for what his boss---the taxpayers---want.


EX:

The taxpayers dont want the stupid Freedom Tower.


So WHY are Pataki and Bloomberg shoving it down our throat?

 

(And why dont they use eminent domain to get the property back from that crook Larry Silverstein?)

 

EX:

The taxpayers dont want billions of our taxdollars going to corporate welfare for already-rich businessmen.

 

So WHY is it that Bloomberg can still try to shove stadiums down our throat, using our own money to lie to us and scam us??

 

WHAT INCENTIVE DO POLITICIANS HAVE TO NOT BE CORRUPT?

 

None.


The incentive we give them is FAKE:

 

if we dont like the job youre doing, theres a 10% chance that we will fire you in four years!!!


THIS IS INSANITY.

 

WE GAVE BLOOMBERG NEARLY 200 BILLION DOLLARS OF OUR TAXES TO SPEND and if he spends it poorly will he go to jail?

 

Nope.


Will he have to pay us back for any money he wasted?


Nope.

 

The WORST CASE SCENARIO is that hell be fired in November and have to make millions more on a book deal and live the rest of his life as a famous, wealthy bachelor. (That was the REASON Lord Bloomberg ran in the first place. He was already rich and his own statements showed he had no new ideas for government. The only thing the little egomaniac lacked was FAME.) [Yes, everyone knew his name---because he put his name on everything he could; such a selfless and noble man----but he went unrecognized 365 days a year. NOW, he gets his picture in the paper everyday, which is the final gold trophy to an insecure billionaire.] (He also doubled his worth, and when he eventually leaves City Hall, hes going to reap massive profits---like Giuliani and the rest---solely as a result of him using us to make himself more famous.)


EVEN WORSE, is if the crook is reelected!

 

Then, the ENTIRE (failed) INCENTIVE to keep them honest no longer exists!

 

If a Bloomberg or Bush get reelected, they no longer have ANY reason to serve the taxpayers, because they cant be fired!!

 

LETS LOOK AT THAT AGAIN:

 

IMAGINE HIRING SOMEONE, giving them $200,000,000,000 [billion!] and then saying I hope you spend that money wisely, because if you dont, theres a SLIM chance I may fire you in four years?!!!!!

THATS OUR GOVERNMENT!

 

It CANNOT WORK and it never has!

 

And people wonder why so many politicians are crooks??


The system is DESIGNED to line the pockets of criminals!

 

(NOTE: 90% of incumbent politicians always get reelected, because their powers are too great for challengers to counter. But you already know the system is totally corrupt. So lets DO SOMETHING about it.)

 

EX:

That crook Al DAmato was fired by taxpayers and went back to the private sector where he earns millions more lobbying his old pals in government!!

 

I bet he learned his lesson not to mess with taxpayers!

 

EX:

Giuliani was dumped by the taxpayers (who chose term limits twice to keep Rudy from getting a third term) and so he left office and became an instant millionaire!

 

Thatll teach him!

 

EX:

Condoleeza Rice said no one could imagine an attack on American soil or an attack on the Twin Towers yet we later found out government reports imagined exactly this!

 

Was she fired for her incompetency?

 

Nope.

 

She was promoted!

 


The system CANNOT work and for the last 200 + years, it hasnt.

 

ALL of my opponents promise, if elected, to keep this system the same.

 


If YOU want more of the same, please vote for Freddy Bloomberg.

 

But if youre as fed up as me, then help me clean up City Hall.

 

 

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SIX

 

WHEN I MOVED TO NYC IN 1990, my neighborhood (the Lower East Side of Manhattan) was filthy with litter and trash and dog feces.

 

My hallway was littered with take-out menus.

 

The city was littered with bike carcasses, (after being stripped by thieves).

The subway smelled like urine.

 

Rents were outrageous and unjustifiable.


Taxpayers were shelling out hundreds of millions of dollars a year to settle lawsuits against our corrupt government (who didnt have to pay the damages THEY caused!).


Ugly graffiti (as opposed to lovely graffiti) was everywhere.

 

The MTA treated all its customers like garbage.

Con Ed treated all its customers like garbage.


The phone companies treated all their customers like garbage.

 

The banks treated all their customers like garbage.

The police wouldnt get out of their car to help you, even if you were bleeding.

 

Politicians were giving themselves humongous pay raises and perks like free cars and a lifetime pass for free subways.

 

(Shall I go on?)

 

Now tell meDOES ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?


Today, FIFTEEN YEARS LATER (!!), its unchanged!


Thanks a lot, Rudy Dinkins-Bloomberg!


Lets go even farther back in time, to THOUSANDS of years ago when the rich and powerful enslaved the Little People.

 

Sound familiar?

 

Im sick and tired of this broken record and I intend to STOP IT and I hope youll help me take on these monsters.

 

Because this isnt a story of David v. Goliath.

This is David versus FIVE HUNDRED GOLIATHS.

 

Because, given a LEVEL playing field (or even a remotely honest media) I would crush Freddy Bloomberg in the election in every community in NYC.


HOW MANY taxpayers agree with me that the MTA should be axed?

 

100%.


HOW MANY voters agree with me that we should make it very illegal for politicians to EVER lie or deceive taxpayers? (Its already illegal to lie to your customers so call up Eliot Spitzer and ask him why he isnt doing his job.)

 

100%.

HOW MANY voters agree with me that we should make it a crime for Pataki and Bloomberg to ignore the wishes of constituents by giving a secret 22% pay raise to Katie Lapp (the head of the MTA) (who now makes 235K!!)?

 

100%.

 

(We could actually probably hang Pataki and Bloomie under current TREASON statutes for their hatred of democratic principles!)

 

 

In fact, if you examine my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC below, I bet youll find that you LOVE almost all of my proposals.

 

So why is it that THE MEDIA says Im not a legitimate candidate like the empty robot Gifford Ferrer??

 

Because if we reform our government, the media is SCREWED, and will lose billions of dollars.

 

(If you want to know some of the dirty secrets of media corruption, please read my essay exposing some of medias corruption Just HOW Corrupt Is The Media?)

 

 

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SEVEN

 

WE GAVE BLOOMBERG FOUR YEARS AND HE FAILED US in almost every way imaginable.

I originally liked the guy after he got elected because he seemed sincere and fair---despite all the warning signs (like the fact that hed dedicated his entire life to making himself excessively rich instead of caring about other people, or his incredible vanity---hes like Trump minus brains or personality!---or the fact that he chickened out of most debates because he had no platform or ideas [and instead used his riches to buy others ideas!]).

 

And he began his term doing a lot of good things (but dont give him any credit, please, because these were good things ALL the other candidates supported too, from saving the High Line in Chelsea to implementing the 311 hotline which was already in my platform and Mark Greens).

 

(Always keep that in mind: a politicians good deeds only count if NO OTHER POLITICIAN wouldve done them. Should we be forever grateful that supercrook Richard Nixon signed the Environmental Protection Agency into law? Of course not, because ANY president at the time wouldve done the same!)

 

But pretty quickly, the power corrupted Bloomberg (see The Lord of the Rings) and hes gone downhill faster than any politician Ive ever seen and has broken almost all of his campaign promises (which is, in fact, actually a crime called false advertising)

 

EX:

Few of you recall that he said he would not use taxdollars for any stadiums!


Oh really?

 

EX:

He promised to make government less secretive!

 

Well do YOU remember him telling us about his plans to make Snapple the official drink of NYC and forcing schoolkids to drink it?? Neither do I, because it was a typical, politics-as-usual secret backroom deal!

            He also dealt with the Jets for 3 years IN SECRET to give them a billion dollar piece of OUR PROPERTY for only 100 million bucks, ripping us off for $900,000,000!! (This is also illegal, but ---call me crazy--- I think politicians who break the law should be arrested.)

 

The very idea that Lord Bloomberg is running for re-election displays such a contempt for the taxpayers and an arrogance that his money will buy this election---he promises to spend TEN TIMES more than his opponents if he needs to!!---that even cynical old me is shocked. The man has no ethics or conscience---if he ever did! (He often has big dinners at his mansion for all kinds of people. Ask him how often hes invited someone who ISNT rich or powerful. Ask him how many times hes invited a homeless person to dinner, or a chinese immigrant. The man simply hates us Little People!)

 

WE GAVE HIM FOUR YEARS AND HE FAILED, according to the taxpayers (but not the media, who are all rich and powerful liars like he is). [He scratched their backs and theyre scratching his.]

 

Im sorry Mike, but you had your chance, and you blew it.

 

You failed to improve the schools; you failed to crack down on crime (stop taking credit for the crime drop that began under Dinkins)---especially corporate crime; you sold us out to George W. Bush and Congress; you helped cover-up govt failure about 9/11; you failed to protect our air quality; you failed to clean up City Hall or reform govt; you failed to address our monster deficits; you failed to spend our taxdollars responsibly; you failed to obey The Constitution; you failed to protect us from Con Ed, Verizon,and the rest; you failed to keep your promise to not raise taxes; you failed to promote democracy; you failed to treat every community fairly.

 

 

You failed to care about the people you swore to serve.

 

 

Heres the best question for Mike Bloomberg during this entire election season:

 

Did you try to stop the MTA when they hit us with the highest subway fare hike in NYC history (33%!!) but FAILED us?

 

Or did you not try to stop them, and FAILED us?

 

Exactly.

Even according to Mike Bloomberg himself, he is worthless to us as a mayor.

 

Guaranteed Failure should be his reelection slogan!

 

(Ask him that MTA question yourself. I bet hes too arrogant to answer it. Email him at Mike@cityhall.nyc.gov or call 212-788-3000. ) (Id tell you to call 311, but the last time I tried it they put me on hold for 15 minutes!)

 

I even offered my services as a troubleshooter to him when he won the election---free of charge to the taxpayers---and he was totally uninterested in having any watchdogs pointing out govt waste or corruption!

 

Hmmm. I wonder why.

 

MEANWHILE, it is time to try someone who doesnt guarantee failure, and Im the only candidate who even TALKS about fixing all the problems in NYC, and I think when you examine my platform youll see a striking difference between me and the robot Republicrats (who youve paid handsomely for a decade to serve you). (Howd that work out?)

Its time to give me four years to fix City Hall and not only do I PROMISE that I will, but Ive built in real guarantees that I will.

EX:

If I dont solve the homeless problem in four years, I DONT GET PAID. (And the new law will be that ANY politician---be it the City Council, the Borough Presidents, and anyone else---who doesnt GET THE JOB DONE, doesnt get paid (creating REAL incentives for the first time in NYC history!)) (Either things get fixed, or else I saved you millions of dollars in salaries!)

 

 

EX:

I am the first and last candidate in NYC history to SIGN A BINDING CONTRACT before the election so that I am legally accountable if I break ANY of my promises.

 

[My signature is at the end of my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC to ensure my campaign promises must be kept.]

 

EX:

Im the first and last candidate in NYC history to PUT YOU IN CHARGE via referendum ballots.

 

YOU will decide if you want the Twin Towers or the Freedom Tower.

YOU will decide if you want the Jets or Nets stadiums.

YOU will decide if we let Con Ed or AT&T raise their rates.

YOU will decide if you want the MTA to sell naming rights to subway stations.
YOU will decide if we make the subways free (alathe Staten Island Ferry).

YOU will decide if City Hall goons should be paid 5 times more than cops.

YOU will decide if we rescind the 75% pay raise Giuliani gave the 51 lazy City Council members.

 

YOU will be the boss.

 

And after 200 years of politicians robbing you of literally TRILLIONS of taxdollars which you busted your ass your whole life working for, I think its time we TRY listening to---and obeying---the taxpayers for once.

 

And so the Taxpayers should give me four years to clean this town up and make NYC the greatest place in the world to live---not the filthiest, most expensive, most heartless, most taxed, most corrupt.

If I fail, you can vote for Gifford Weiner Fields in four years. Trust me on that one.

Because, after this November, you will never be able to vote for me or my reforms ever again.


Living in this city for 15 years has broken my heart too many times.

 

If you dont want to fix NYC, then I have to leave this City and move somewhere thats not as utterly screwed up.

 

Which leads to

 

 

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EIGHT

 

THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO FIX NYC.

 

Ive been fighting corrupt government since I was a boy and I cant take on these powerful crooks by myself. (Yes, Ive won many many battles, but they still win the war because they have all the power and money.) (Im being metaphorical of course, because while our politicians sit in their mansions, 20 year olds are getting blown to bits in Iraq from landmines while our enemies sit home eating dinner.)

 

Frankly, I dont think NYC can be saved.